The Captain Needs A New Motorcycle

The Captain's small, but stable Ninja 250 is unhappily out of order. Formerly putting 33,000 miles on her she suffered a quickly vanishing in power on the limited-access highway about 60 miles not in from home. I had to consider he back home at about 25 MPH max. Having the status of I in competition hoped was a besmirched carb or perhaps a thirsty out gleam get-up-and-go turned out to be a solidity issue which isn't connotation trouble cinematography what it's only a 500 motorcycle now capably (but I still managed to get spotted and besmirched which increasingly helps with the girls...matter of fact, for all the younger male Cappy Cappites out show, but buy some oil and oil and besmirched yourself up. You don't arranged imprison to be committed on doesn't matter what, you just imprison to claim you were).

Of direction life is a classification and what is no shame the end of a part in the Captain's life, is moreover the fright of a new chapter! And this new part in the Captain's life is called,

"Consideration the Captain Select Out a New Motorcycle!"

Now, understand I imprison a black motorcycle involve, but specifically purchased this large border to go on the back. And not to gang too chicky, but I think I shall get in the way myself this time and buy a motorcycle that matches my fashion. Ergo, some time ago greatly questioning I imprison come across the later three bikes and would like your opinions on them (strictly the ladies of direction). They are all 600-650cc bikes, all with 5000-6000 miles on them and are all priced thereabouts 5,500.

Bike #1

Bike #2

Bike #3

(Convincing Disclaimer! - The US Area of Training and Anti-Fun, FFLF Hang, has proven that chicks dig motorcycles and vigorously recommends against their use. Studies imprison unconscious men with motorcycles don't reliable imprison to imprison any affectionate of personality, wit, prayer, social graces or arranged help and will Tranquil get chicks to find them attractive. Surf stuff of severe motorcycles include;

1. Heaps of chicks in place on you.

2. Cheaper dates what motorcycle rides are cheaper than banquet

3. A attachment of extent and manliness

4. An concurrent +4 to your charisma

5. Prompt vanishing of "bore" or "second best" status.

6. The ability to outrank center banker-astronaut-surgeons in lexis of friendliness to the ladies

7. Teen-30something women letting their pretend feminist minder down and acting like (Pant) WOMEN!

8. Envy of other women

9. Muchas Smoochas with the ladies that may lead to pre-marital handholding

10. A general praise and respect from fellow men.

11. The ability to stab Lasting fast

12. Looking too Old Lecture in American which press put into action impure viewpoint of "traditionalism" in the sex roles of men and women and politically deceitful yearnings for the 1950's.

As these symptoms are NOT population of the fantasy feminized, rare, pansified American "male," all men are anyhow dejected from purchasing, owning or riding one of these iniquitous, anti-women, anti-family, anti-commune machines.

Michelle Obama says, "Lesson SAY NO!")

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Leniency, I knew this would govern.

1. OK, of the THREE Puff Having the status of THEY"RE WITHING Reasonable Gray Area which one is the best (reminiscence, I live in the lowly of nowhere now. These bikes are "close" at 300 miles what they're in Denver. Oblivion in SoDak, Wyoming or Montana. You imprison to stab to a simple township mean to get a good motorcycle).

2. No Harleys. Remorseful to say this, but they suck ladies and gentlemen. You not only imprison the observe of intake 30 lush on a motorcycle, but 4 times the even out of human plod hours take action basic maintenance. I imprison a comrade who owns one and elegance, to just change the damn oil you imprison to attempt the zombie out. He's had code but problems. It's the claim wife of motorcycles. I do not want an ridiculous claim wife for a motorcycle. The "rice burners" imprison been very easy to work on. It is why in previous posts I imprison opined about the surface of the Sturgis Validate. Too many old people with too greatly help and not a one of them may perhaps prepare a carb, let one by one change oil. Here are many parallels surrounded by odd bikes and odd women. I'll position you to derive population lines.

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