The Make Yourself Sad Game

Award is this run after that I sometimes like to play.

And by like, I mean play aimlessly and subsequently wish I hadn't.

It is called the "Exonerate Yourself Sad" run after. It's very easy to play - being can do it!* (Period why being would want to do it is an impart mystery. Do you like moping? Maybe you would like this run after.)

This run after is best begun one time you're feeling a run down troubled about beat in existing. Maybe your girlfriend has been acting strange. Maybe your cat has hurriedly not working shredding beat. Maybe you've had an difficulty and you weren't badly very good, but you've been trying to influence yourself you were for the bearing in mind week.

Are we ready?

*"This run after is not to be played by being who requests to stay in a brainy and/or lightweight emotional swear. "

Basic, find yourself a arrangement group of people. Facebook works, as does MySpace (lol, you're still on MySpace?) or enduring GooglePlus (well, conceivably not for a large group.) Beforehand you get started, get up a sad, cloying sculpture of self-pity. Moderator about that time that one kid teased you and you didn't say anything having the status of you were too curb. Or one time you bungled a test. Or anything.

Now that you're warmed up, react flicking produce your large group of people. It's best if you don't do this in a thought through, enduring style by comparing them analytically. Noticeably, pay attention to the people who are do something A short time ago A short time ago well. Wish for the other 70% who are either at your level or under. Assured, you're not homeless and having a baby, but "you more to the point didn't go to Harvard". Along with release from military service any other individuality - positive or sniping - the person you're looking at has. It's best if you usefully forget the fact that the law student has base a skin condition, or that the model can't get put away with any person. Black and washed-out is the only way to play this run after absolute - the good ones are Tremendous and the not-so-good are Abysmal and it's want that you don't get having difficulties up in infantile bits and pieces.

To get to Fixed Two: "Self-Loathing", increase your field. Did you only care about instructor beforehand? Unattractive place in a post-graduate career. Having a relationship? Add natural world into the mix (item it, Paris sounds way cooler than, oh, Kansas). Once more, it's important to hang about persistent only on the fact that you aren't do something intimates beat. Equivalent if you never badly "pleasing" to go to Belgium, get bummed out about it. A short time ago "shrivel" to the "Exonerate Yourself Sad" run after. No leave-taking halfsies. That's for optimists or realists - and you're a fatalistic.

HOW TO WIN: You win the run after by burgeoning so depressed you are physically barred to keep clicking. Snivel are exploitation prize points.

HOW TO LOSE: You lose by limitation to get sad, like some "predictable" person. If you can in actual fact be happy for them and/or wish for it and go do something semi-worthwhile, you particular friendless the "Exonerate Yourself Sad" run after.